-*this is the story of a girl...

-*♥my name is brandynicolee, engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. <3 Dillon A. Hayes. aged 18 beautiful years.

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

BioShock Infinite + Burial At Sea

          “You said we were born with nothing,

           And we sure as hell have nothing now

(Source: ahtabai, via this-real-life-just-isnt-right)

tenghostdads:

brownglucose:

robregal:

lookatthewords:

star-lawd-star:

fuck

why do ya’ll make these

I was nowhere NEAR ready for that lol

Every Wednesday, from now on

wHY

(Source: rock-lee, via gracefulidiot)

freemindfreebody:

chloroform666:

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

Genius

Hero!

(via gracefulidiot)

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

(via gracefulidiot)